Proboscis
World Premiere, May 19, 2000
(Portions from the program)


Primary Cast

Ranger Bob
Jim Ollhoff

Anne MacDonald
Laurel Forsgren

Philip Scrotack
Rob Gaskill

Mayor Perry Butts
Fred Bartling

Ranger Intern Susan
Cathy Witte

Old Doc Fodder
Tom Rolloff

Ranger Intern Bernie
Matthew Connolly

Reoccurring Townsperson
Adam Winegarden

Sheriff Billy Roy Butts
Dave Herbst


Complete Cast
(in order of appearance, more or less)

John Hamilton
as The Scottish Southern Pirate Miner

Laurel Forsgren
as Dr. Anne MacDonald

Adam Winegarden, Fred Bartling
as The Poachers

Jim Ollhoff
as Ranger Bob

Cathy Witte
as Ranger Intern Susan

Matthew Connolly
as Ranger Intern Bernie

David (DC) Crosby, Shane Hall, David Kupka, David Mellesmoen, Mike Moore, James Quinn
as The Hillbilly Cousins

Grace and Natalie Hamilton
as The Cute Little Girls

Rob Gaskill
as Philip Scrotack

Fred Bartling
as Mayor Perry Butts

Gail Ann Wells
as Secretary of Butts

Maggie Prendergast
as Feral English Setter

Kato Ollhoff
as Trapped Feral Cat

David (DC) Crosby, Jim Melzer, Mike Moore
as The Drunk Campers

Old Doc Rolloff
as Old Doc Fodder

Adam Winegarden, David Florenzano
as Vagrants

Carol Klempka
as Film Crew Director

Scott Hamilton
as Film Crew Talent

Dave Hamilton, Ray Klempka, Tyler Hamilton
as Film Crew

Dave Herbst
as Sheriff Billy Roy Butts

Carol Klempka
as Foul-Tempered Waitress

Rick Forsgren
as Norwegian Mexican Mariachi

Sue Hamilton, Denise Griffith, Valerie Hughes, Adam Winegarden
as The Town Council

Tracy Cansino, Corwin Diamond, Brigid Gardner, Grace Hamilton, Ian Hamilton, Julie Hamilton, Katie Hamilton, Marissa Hamilton, Natalie Hamilton, Sue Hamilton, Don Nerge, John Nerge, Kathy Nerge, Don Nguyen, Dominic Ollhoff, Laurie Ollhoff, Brittany Perlich, Nancy Perlich
as the Fleeing Townspeople

Adam Winegarden, Laurie Ollhoff, Dominic Ollhoff, Carol Klempka, David (DC) Crosby, Jeanine Forsgren, Dustin Young
as Town Dancers

David (DC) Crosby, Shane Hall, David Kupka, David Mellesmoen, Catherine Miller, Mike Moore, James Quinn, Misty Williams
as Cabin Ninjas

Jeanine Forsgren
as the Beautiful Dancing Floozy

Dan Martin, Bryce Menk, Joe Monnens, Brian Sandberg, Rob Winge
as Boat Dock Thugs

Lucky Hoel
as Mr. Rabbit

Adam Winegarden
as EPA guy

Talouse Prendergast
as Radioactive Waste-Sniffing Dog



Crew

Directed by
John Hamilton

Written by
Jim Ollhoff and John Hamilton

Produced by
John Hamilton and Jim Ollhoff

Based on a Story by
John Hamilton and Jim Ollhoff

Screenplay by
John Hamilton and Jim Ollhoff

Photographed and Edited by
John Hamilton

Production Assistants
Adam Winegarden and
Dave Hamilton

Sound Guy
Dave Hamilton


Props
Denise Griffith, Gail Ann Wells, Laurel Forsgren, Laurie Ollhoff, Dominic Ollhoff, John Hamilton, Fred Bartling, Jim Ollhoff, Kevin Bork, Kersten Brommer, Jeff Bowen

Director of Photography
John Hamilton

Stunt Coordinator
Jim Ollhoff

Boom Operator
Dave Hamilton

Visual Effects Supervisor
John Hamilton

Supervising Sound Editor
John Hamilton

Conceptual Designer
John Hamilton and Jim Ollhoff

Someone Who Did Not Help Us At All
Jeffie Peters

People We Wanted in This Film
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Kersten Brommer, Hope Rahn, Salma Hayak

Miniatures and Models Supervisor
None

Art Department Coordinator
None

Set Decorator
None

English Voice-Dubs
Fred Bartling, Michael Walcheski
1st Assistant Camera
Dave Hamilton

2nd Assistant Camera
Adam Winegarden

3rd Assistant Camera
Jim Ollhoff

Key Grip
None

Rigging Grip
None

Head Grip
Stone Cold Steve Austin

Get a Grip
What some people at Jim's work should do

Special Effects Supervisor
John Hamilton

Continuity Director
None

Sparrow Productions Pilot
Chris Nee

Sickest Human Being We Know
Mike Ricciardi

ADR Mixer
John Hamilton

Recording Mixer
John Hamilton

Chocolate Chip Cookie Mixer
Sue Hamilton

Music Editor
John Hamilton

Safety Supervisor
None, but the motto of the producers was "Safety is one of our many concerns."

Production Accountant
None

Production Accountant—Switzerland
None, as far as you know

Accent Coach for Mr. Hamilton
None

Mr. Bartling's Wardrobe Provided by
Cathy Witte

Casting
Jim Ollhoff and John Hamilton

Assistant to Mr. Hamilton
Mr. Ollhoff

Assistant to Mr. Ollhoff
Mr. Hamilton

Assistant to Ms. Forsgren
Mr. Ollhoff, Mr. Hamilton, Mr. Bartling

Short-Tempered Black Belt with a Shotgun Annoyed by
Fred "the spaz" Bartling

Beaver Chase Sequence
None

ASPCA Representative
Polly Prendergast

No animals were harmed in the production of this movie. However, a number of humans were injured. Oh, and one cat was pretty annoyed.
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